Barack Obama Ecstasy Pills Hit Streets

From CBSNEWS.com

There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets. Ecstasy is known for a sense of elation, diminished feelings of fear and anxiety, and ability to induce a sense of intimacy with others.

Diminished feelings of fear and anxiety? Why do they need to take Ecstasy? They didn't have feelings of fear and anxiety when they voted for him, or were they already high when they voted for him?

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